April Ashley in the 1960's she was not only a glamorous model, but  became a socialite as well, spending time with royalty throughout Europe. An excerpt of her Odyssey as she calls it, goes like this: "Prince Max leaned over, looked down my cleavage and whispered. ‘My dear, what colour are ….?’ The Princess Bismarck passed our table on her two walking sticks, click-swoosh, click-swoosh, on her way to the lavatory. The Prince managed to stand, sway, and bow. I laughed. She nodded from the crow's nest of her great height and proceeded fitfully through the wrong door into the Men’s bathroom. 'Darling, what colour are …?’ Max asked again. 'Max, do spit it out' I said. ‘Well, my dear, I was wondering what colour are your nipples. Brown or pink?"

There is talk of a film about April in the works, talk is that she will be played by Catherine Zeta Jones. Visit her site here